If you can't say something good about someone sit right here by me.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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  1. There are never enough 'I love you's.

  2. Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

  3. Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

  4. If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

  5. The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it...try to fake three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha -- they'll take you away, man. You can't.

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